Sad Twats Start Camping Out for January Sales

Sad twat shoppers have started camping out for the January Sales in parts of Wales.

The daft arseholes are hoping to get a few quid off shit that the stores couldn’t shift before Christmas.

One shopper told WalesOnCraic:

“I’ve been camping out here since Christmas Eve. I haven’t eaten or drunk anything in that time. But I am hoping that when this store opens again in January, that I can a few bob off that new X Box game that I want.”

But store managers have pointed out that the shops have been open since Boxing Day.

“The daft twats think we’re back in 1985. Our shop has been open every day but the arseholes are so busy sleeping in their sleeping bags, that they haven’t noticed. I hope they freeze their tits off.”

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