Royal Baby To Be Named ‘Legoland Windsor’

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Buckingham Palace has announced that the Royal baby is to be named Legoland Windsor.

The news came as Kate Middleton was admitted to hospital to blast one out her front bum.

A Royal spokesman told WalesOnCraic:

“William and Kate have been struggling for months to think up a name. They were originally toying with the idea of Troy Windsor for a boy and Barbara Windsor for a girl but they decided that they wanted something with more urban appeal. They decided in the end to stick to Legoland Windsor be because that way, the Royal baby would be signposted on the M4.”

The new baby will be fourth in line to the throne, behind his or her grandfather Prince Charles, father Prince William and brother Prince George.

Royal fan Brenda FatAnkles told WalesOnCraic:

“Me and my butty are driving up to London now to see if we can get a view of the new baby coming out of hospital. I’ve bought myself a periscope so I can see over people’s heads – there are no flies on me sunshine.”