Harry and Meghan have announced that the Royal baby is to be named Legoland Windsor.
The news came as the Royal couple announced news that Meghan has blasted a baby boy out of her front bum.
A Royal spokesman told WalesOnCraic:
“Harry and Meghan have been struggling for days to think up a name. They were originally toying with the idea of Troy Windsor for a boy and Barbara Windsor for a girl but they decided that they wanted something with more urban appeal. They decided, in the end, to stick to Legoland Windsor be because that way, the Royal baby would be signposted on the M4.”
The new baby will be seventh in line to the throne, behind his or her grandfather Prince Charles, father Prince William and brother Prince George. Probably. Can’t be arsed to check.
Royal fan Brenda FatAnkles told WalesOnCraic:
“Me and my butty are driving up to London now to see if we can get a view of the new baby coming out of hospital. I’ve bought myself a periscope so I can see over people’s heads – there are no flies on me sunshine.”
