Riots Break Out As Met Office Issue ‘Stock Up On Bread and Milk Warning’ for Wales

Riots have broken out across Wales as the Met Office have issued a ‘Buy Your 10 Loaves of Bread and 20 Pints of Milk’ warning.

Shoppers in many Welsh villages has clashed with riot police who have been trying to stock up on essentials themselves.

Shop owner Les ‘Les’ Grimshaw told WalesOnCraic:

“It’s been total carnage. We had one guy climbing in through the ceiling and then all of a sudden, we had thousands of people descend on our shop after the local Costcutter announced that they’d sold their last loaf of Nimble bread.”

One policeman, who was injured in the scuffles, told WalesOnCraic:

“We are human too. We need break and milk, just like the rest of them. While everyone was out front kicking the shit out of each other, me and a few of the lads were out the back, stuffing loaves in the car. We stopped short of UHT milk though because that’s shite.”

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