Revolucion de Cardiff set to open in Cuba

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A new bar is set to open in Cuba, named after the Welsh capital Cardiff.

Revolucion de Cardiff is set to open next month in the Cuban capital Havana, with Clark’s Pies, Brains SA and larverbread all on the menu. There will even be a specials board dedicated to the delights of Cardiff’s world-famous Chippy Lane – with sausage in batter and chips with curry sauce and gravy taking pride of place.

Manager Juan Direction told WalesOnCraic:

“No puedo esperar para abrir este nuevo bar. Va a ser grande. Apuesto a que no entiende lo que estoy diciendo ¿Verdad? Yo podría decir lo que quisiera y nunca se sabe . Tetas . Culo . Pene  ¿Ves? Hilarante .”

The club will open on Valentine’s Day. Teenage girls will totter about the place, vomiting on people and falling over to add to the Welsh atmosphere. Several police riot vans are also being shipped over to add to the authenticity.