A restaurant dubbed as ‘Cardiff’s best kept secret’ is so secret that even the manager doesn’t know where it is or what it’s called.
The restaurant, somewhere in Cardiff’s suburbs, opened 10 months ago. Yet despite being open every day of the week, they haven’t had one customer through the door.
Manager Brian Dim told WalesOnCraic:
“I got the job over a year ago but I’ve never been to work because the owner insists on marketing it as ‘Cardiff’s Best Kept Secret’. The twat won’t even tell me where it is or what it’s called. I enjoy my job though – I spend all my days sat at home on my fat arse and getting paid for it – a bit like Arfon Haines Davies used to. Except I’m not on telly and I don’t have big hair.”
WalesOnCraic tried to call the owner of the restaurant but didn’t know who to call. So they called Domino’s Pizza instead an ordered a Veggie Volcano and a bottle of pop.
Cardiff’s Best Kept Secret is open 7 days a week from 12noon till 11pm. If you can find it.