The art of pulling up one’s pants is to be taught in Welsh schools.
It comes after frequent parading of skanky grundies by some schoolboys.
Gerald Gingernuts of the Welsh Assembly told WalesOnCraic:
“I think it’s fair to say that we’ve all seen at least one young lad with his trousers around his arsehole. It’s not the nicest thing to see, especially when you’ve just shoved in a Greggs pasty. We’re introducing new laws that will see pulling up your trousers taught in schools around the country. It will be explained to students how they look like cockwombles when they try to wear their pants low, and they’ll also be shown how to pull their trousers up so that they look half-decent. The last thing we want to see in this day and age are shitty Primark grundies.”
One ‘sagger’ told WalesOnCraic:
“I likes wearing my pants round me arse. Makes me look proper ‘ard innit.”