Psychic saveloy sausage predicts huge win over Ireland this weekend

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A psychic saveloy sausage has predicted a Welsh win over Ireland this weekend, setting Wales on course for a Grand Slam in 2021.

The sausage, which has already correctly predicted the fall of the Berlin Wall and the death of Michael Jackson, also correctly predicted the break up of the Spice Girls.

Owner Ian Gullible told WalesOnCraic:

“This saveloy sausage has been my guide and mentor for the last 30 years or so. Whenever I need a question answered, I consult my sausage, unless it’s a question about capital cities of the world which my sausage is shit at. The sausage predicts a huge win for Wales over Ireland this weekend – I know this game is an important one for you Welshies which is why I am offering a personal one-on-one sausage consultation for any Welsh fans for an hourly rate of £50.”

Ian won’t reveal how the sausage predicts future events.

“I like to confirm the prediction once it’s happened,” he said.