A psychic saveloy sausage has predicted a Welsh win over England later today, taking Wales to the top of the World Rugby rankings.
The sausage, which has already correctly predicted the fall of the Berlin Wall and the death of Michael Jackson, correctly predicted that Wales would win a Grand Slam earlier this year.
Owner Ian Gullible told WalesOnCraic:
“This saveloy sausage has been my guide and mentor for the last 30 years or so. Whenever I need a question answered, I consult my sausage, unless it’s a question about capital cities of the world which my sausage is shit at. The sausage predicts a huge win for Wales at Cardiff this weekend – I know this game is an important one for you Welshies which is why I am offering a personal one-on-one sausage consultation for any Welsh fans for an hourly rate of £50.”
Ian won’t reveal how the sausage predicts future events.
“I like to confirm the prediction once it’s happened,” he said.