A psychic saveloy sausage has predicted five consecutive wins for the Welsh rugby team in this year’s Six Nations, handing them another Grand Slam.
The sausage, which has already correctly predicted the fall of the Berlin Wall and the death of Michael Jackson, correctly predicted that England would finish fifth last year.
Owner Ian Gullible told WalesOnCraic:
“This saveloy sausage has been my guide and mentor for the last 30 years or so. Whenever I need a question answered, I consult my sausage, unless it’s a question about capital cities of the world which my sausage is shit at. The sausage predicts a huge win for Wales in Ireland this weekend – I know this game is an important one for you Welshies which is why I am offering a personal one-on-one sausage consultation for any Welsh fans for an hourly rate of £50.”
Ian won’t reveal how the sausage predicts future events.
“I like to confirm the prediction once it’s happened,” he said.