A leading Welsh scientist has proven that pain during labour is comparable to that of manflu.
Dr. Lenny BigLuggs said that manflu pains registered high on the Pain Scale and were similar to that of childbirth.
Dr BigLuggs told WalesOnCraic:
“Us lads have often had a rough deal of how bad we feel when we have so-called manful but I don’t think any girls quite understand what we’re going through. I studied a group of 12 men who were suffering from manflu and asked them to rate their pain on a scale of 1-10. All 12 men described their pain as 10 out of 10, which is very high. I then went round to the Labour Ward of a local hospital and asked a few ladies who were about to give birth to fill in the charts. Of the women who didn’t tell me to f*ck off, 17 said that they rated their pain at 10 out of 10 – comparable to the results of the men’s test. My conclusion therefore is that the two are very much comparable so when a man says that he has manflu, he needs to be made a fuss of.”
One woman who didn’t want to be named said:
“What a crock of shit. Man the f*ck up you big twat.”