A Cardiff university has finally proven that Welsh women don’t fart – they shoot tiny puffs of glitter that sound like unicorn’s laughter and smell like rainbows.
Welsh women’s farts have been the subject of debate since Shirley Bassey accidentally let one rip during a live performance at the Royal Variety Show.
Spokesperson for Welsh Women told WalesOnCraic:
“Welsh women have been given a rough time over the last 200 years. We all fart but Welsh women were always accused of floating air biscuits that smelt of Port Talbot. It’s good to know that it’s been scientifically proven that Welsh women’s farts smell like rainbows. Makes me feel better about pumping one out in front of the telly anyway.”
But Welsh husbands have hit back, saying that women are just taking the credit for their own handiwork.
Bruce Stud said:
“My guffs smell of roses. And my wife takes credit for them! What the eff is going on in this world? I should be on Britain’s Got Talent!”