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Protesters protest at lack of reasons to protest
Hardline protesters have staged a mass protest over the lack of reasons for them to protest.
General Protest Secretary: Alexa Amazon said:
“We’ve done Brexit, Trump and other important stuff but now we need something new.”
Amazon admitted that they were a bit lost.
“We’re a bit lost,” she admitted.
The General Protest Secretary agreed that being lost was actually ironic given the initials of her title.