Prize Welsh Bull Offers Celebrity Hunter Rebecca Francis Outside For a Fist Fight

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Redneck halfwit and celebrity hunter Rebecca Francis has been offered a one-on-one fist fight by a prize Welsh bull.

Francis, who shoots rare and endangered animals purely for her own enjoyment, has recently been criticised for posting a picture of herself next to a giraffe that she had just shot.

But prize Welsh bull ‘Eric the Horn’ has offered to fight the blonde lamebrain in a fair contest.

He told WalesOnCraic:

“She thinks she’s the tough guy with her bows and arrows and guns and shit but I’d like to see her fight an animal like a real woman – with her fists. I can’t see her lasting too long to be honest. Then I’ll get one of my mates to come round and take a photo of me smiling next to her.”

Francis has recently become the eye of a media storm due thanks to her hobby of hunting. She told WalesOnCraic:

“These animals haven’t done anything wrong to me. But I’ll shoot them anyway. But from half a mile away. I don’t want to get too close to them in case I break a fingernail.”

She often visits Africa where some companies provide animals to be shot.