Principality Stadium to hold orgy for 75,000+ people after lockdown

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The Principality Stadium is to hold an orgy for over 75,000 people once lockdown restrictions are eased.

Organisers hope that the event will help those who have been gagging for it since the lockdown was announced.

Organiser Kerri Hornpot told WalesOnCraic:

“I’ve been inundated with people who are absolutely gagging for some action. We’ve got lads with balls as big as melons and girls who have been going around rubbing themselves on anything they can find. We thought it’d be a large-scale orgy would be the best way to solve everyone’s problems in one go, especially since the rugby was cancelled and since we’ve all been sat at home, not seeing anyone. The bars will be open as usual and we’ll also have some people coming around selling ice-cream. We’ve all suffered since being locked up and this event should see everyone being able to let off steam and get an ice-cream at the same time.”

Over half the tickets have already been sold. One ticket-holder told WalesOnCraic:

“I can’t wait. I loves ice-cream.”