Pop-up chariot repair shop opens in Cardiff

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A pop-up Chariot Repair shop has opened in Cardiff ahead of the crunch Six Nations game on Saturday,

Thousands of England supporters are expected to attend the game, and city officials are concerned that thousands of chariots without wheels will cause gridlock in Cardiff.

Shop manager Gordon Skidgrits told WalesOnCraic:

“We are anticipating thousands of English toffs to descend on the city this Saturday. God knows where they are going to park them all but we are very worried that once Wales put them to the sword, we’re going to end up with chariot wheels all over the place. The aim of the shop is to get them fixed and on their way as soon as possible.”

Posh English fan Tarquin Smyth-Peacock told WalesOnCraic:

“Anyone for a cucumber sandwich?”