Police given new powers to beat the shit out of mask refusers

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Police have been given new powers to beat the shit out of anyone who refuses to wear a mask.

The wearing of masks are now mandatory in shops and public places in Wales, and police are now able to beat the shit out of anyone who doesn’t comply.

PC Timmy Shinyshoes, head of the Police in Wales, told WalesOnCraic:

“We don’t usually like going around twatting people over the head but we know that there are going to be awkward arseholes who refuse to wear them. A few of the lads and girls here are ready for anything and if anyone decides to play funny buggers, we’ll be on them like a ton of bricks. Quite literally.”

One shopper, who said that she wasn’t going to wear a mask, said:

“I’ve just spent £50 on a new lippy. Do you really think that I’m going to miss the chance to show that off? I don’t think so mate!”

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