Police break up 400-person newly-vaccinated celebration orgy

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Police in Gwent have broken up a 400-person newly-vaccinated celebration orgy.

Cops were called to a barn in Pontypool after complaints of noise from a nearby farmer.

A local eye-witness, who didn’t want to be quoted, said:

“We don’ normally have this kind of thing up our way but one of the local farmers phoned me up last night and said that there was a lot of groaning coming from one of his barns. He thought at first that it was his cows but then he remembered that he doesn’t have any. He crept down to have a look to see what was going on and upon opening the door, was faced with hundreds of bare arses and wobbling norks. He promptly closed the door and went home to phone the police.”

Police confirm that they were called to a disturbance last night and stayed for several hours to make enquiries.