Plaid Cymru and UKIP to launch Christmas single

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Following their recent collaboration of scaring the shit out of Carwyn Jones, Plaid Cymru and UKIP are to join forces later this year to release a Christmas single.

The two nationalist parties will release ‘Santa Claus is coming to Towyn’ in late November and hope to raise the profile of their respective parties.

A Plaid spokeswoman told WalesOnCraic:

“We loves UKIP. They’ve got exactly the same policies as we have except theirs cover the whole of the UK whereas we just cover lovely Wales. We thought we’d release a Christmas single to show our solidarity with our fellow Labour-scarers. I managed to get myself a lovely guitar solo going in the middle of the song and I hope that they don’t edit it out of the final version because I told my mam that I was going to be in it.”

A spokesman for UKIP said:

“Meh. Send them back where they come from.”