Thousands of star-gazers in Wales will be looking to the heavens this weekend to see the Perseid Haemorrhoid Shower.
Thousands of haemorrhoids will be shooting across the night sky at a rate of up to 10,000 an hour.
Star-gazer Don DullArse told WalesOnCraic:
“I’ve been waiting to see these haemorrhoids all year. It’s possibly the best display of haemorrhoids you’ll see all year and with clear skies, it looks like we’re in for a real treat.”
The Perseid Haemorrhoid Shower occurs every year in the northern hemisphere when thousands of haemorrhoids fly through space on their way to Mars or somewhere. Weather forecasters have told WalesOnCraic that the weekend’s weather conditions should be good to view the spectacle.
Derek the Weathersheep said:
“Yeah, whatever. I’m off out to the field with a few bevvies to see these bastards. I missed them last year because I was too engrossed in the Love Island final.”