People who let off fireworks are ‘fucking arseholes’ according to parents and pet owners.
That’s the conclusive opinion of five parents and pet owners who took part in a recent survey.
Professor GoggleEyes, who led the survey told WalesOnCraic:
“I’m both a parent and a pet owner and every time some fucker lets off a firework, my kid starts crying and my dog pisses itself. I can’t understand why people would want to spend hundreds of pounds on something that last a few seconds. They’d have better value for money heading down to Bute Street and getting some woman to suck them off for ten quid. It’d last a bit longer and save them money in the long run.”
Firework fan Timmy Fucktard said:
“I love letting give loud ones off just around 11pm so I can fuck everyone off in one go. It’s the only attention I get as my parents never showed me any love as a child.”
