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People who call out snowflakes get irate at new Greggs vegan sausage roll

Members of the public who label other people snowflakes for being easily offended have launched a backlash against Greggs’ new vegan sausage roll.

People have taken to social media to show their outrage at the new product, and have insisted that they are going to buy more meat-based products.

One social media user who didn’t want to be named said:

“We’ve seen it all now. This country is going down the drain quicker than something I can’t think of right now. How DARE they launch a new vegan sausage roll. How can it even be a sausage roll if there’s no sausage in it? I’m going to make sure that I go into Greggs and buy up all their meat-based products just to show those rabbit-food-eating-vegans.”

Experts were warning of lengthy queues for the non-meat based products, but these have failed to materialise.

“We were expecting loads of vegans to be at the shops first thing but it appears that they’ve been too weak to get out of bed.”