Parents looking forward to kids going back to school

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Parents of children who have just broken up from school have told WalesOnCraic that they are looking forward to the little shits going back.

Parents are already counting down the hours until the Autumn terms starts, according to reports.

One parent told WalesOnCraic:

“I don’t think I can handle this anymore. Yesterday was our first full day of the Summer Holidays and my house looks like a shithole. I had to drink three bottles of Prosecco just to get through the day and the little shits were up at 6am this morning, wanting to play. I’m a shivering wreck. I’ve made a chart to put on my wall that counts down the days until they go back to school. I’m ticking them off one day at a time. So far, I’ve ticked off one. I’ll be getting up at 5am every day to tick the next one off.”

Children are expected to drain parents of both energy and financial funds over the next few weeks.

“I think I may go and in live in Austria,” said one parent. “I don’t know why Austria. It just sounds nice.”