Election 2015

Nigel Farage’s teeth face deportation for not being white

The teeth belonging to UKIP leader Nigel Farage are facing possible deportation for not being white.

Farage, hoping for a good result in today’s election, is an avid smoker. But his teeth have now come under scrutiny for not being white yet residing in the UK.

UKIP spokesman Dennis Thug told WalesOnCraic:

“Unfortunately, Nigel’s teeth have been officially reported to the Home Office by one of our members for not being white enough. It is possible that they will need to be deported to where they came from as they are impinging on our country and taking all our jobs. We are appealing against the decision but other than that, that’s all I really know. Have you voted? I’m not sure who to go for.”

Supporters of Farage have been quick to defend his teeth.

Enid Bobblehat said:

“Ah leave them alone. They ain’t hurting no-one. Bless ’em.”

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