Nigel Farage requests US help putting his toys back in his pram

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UKIP leader Nigel Farege has officially requested US help in getting his toys back into his pram.

Farage kicked off when he was told that he couldn’t become the UK Ambassador to the US because he’s an arsehole.

He told WalesOnCraic:

“It’s just not fair. I’ve worked really, really hard on Twitter to build this great relationship between our two nations. Why doesn’t anyone want to accept me for who I am? I’m a nice easy-going kind of lad who likes to socialise but am equally comfortable with a night in with a DVD. It’s alright for Theresa May – she was given her job. All I’m asking for is a top-notch job and lots of money. It’s not about me. It’s about the country. I would like a pension thrown in too mind, seeing as I’m never going to become an MP.”

President-elect said:

“I love Nigel. I’d like to take him out to dinner one night and show him a good time.”