A newlywed woman from Tongwynlais has been left heartbroken after finding out that her new husband doesn’t like Jammie Dodgers.
Emily Clammyflaps thought she had met the man of her dreams until husband Derek dropped the bombshell on the weekend.
She told WalesOnCraic:
“I just couldn’t believe it. I knew it was all too good to be true. I met Derek on a night out in Cardiff. He was tall, handsome and had a massive willy. We spent the next few weeks in each other’s company. We took walks, we visited family; we even spoke of our dreams and wishes. He dropped to one knee and popped the question in the most romantic of ways. I cried tears of joy when we got married. And then on the first night in our new home, the fat wanker tells me that he doesn’t like Jammie Dodgers. I chucked the hapless twat out on the street there and then. I haven’t seen him since and I couldn’t give a shit if he’s out on the streets. The man means nothing to me.”
Husband Derek didn’t respond to our requests for information because he couldn’t be arsed to reply.
Image: Paul Hurst