Neath Woman Wins ‘Biggest Muff of the Year’ Award 2015

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A woman from Neath has won the prestigious International Biggest Muff of the Year Award 2015.

Charlotte Sherwood, 39, picked up the trophy at a glittering ceremony in France last night. She beat off stiff competition from 300 entrants from around the globe.

She told WalesOnCraic:

“My fella’s always telling me that I’ve got a hairy muff. He went down on me two weeks ago and I didn’t see him for three days. It was my mam who told me that I should enter this competition. They put something in the local paper about it. So I sent off my form and then I had a letter back saying that I had been shortlisted. I went to France and came away with the World title. I can’t quite believe it. The only thing I’ve ever won was a blancmange at a school fete.”

Charlotte’s muff is one of a kind, stretching all the way from her knees, up past her Volvo and on up to her chest. It even spreads around her sides to her back. Her husband Craig is delighted.

“I’m so happy. I’m going to get her into all the filthy magazines so we can buy a nicer house. The kids are really made up too. They’re going to take some photos into school in the morning so they can do a presentation on her huge muff in assembly.”