Nato Summit 2014: How to Avoid Cardiff Traffic Chaos

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Nato Summit 2014: How to Avoid Cardiff Traffic Chaos

Did you get stuck in traffic on your morning commute into Cardiff? You are not alone. Outraged drivers flooded social media with their complaints as security measures ahead of next month’s Nato Summit caused rush-hour chaos. One driver, who was delayed for 15 minutes, went bonkers and actually drove into the front window of Burger King, took all his clothes off and asked for a KFC. He was shot several times and thrown in the River Taff.

On September 4 and 5, when the Nato Summit is being held, the area will be ‘locked down’ by the security services. A large security fence is being constructed around two city centre venues – Cardiff Castle and the Royal Welsh College of Music and Drama. The council said the fence line is due to the “unique security requirements” which is mainly to stop drunken Valley girls trying to break the security ring to shag Obama and other foreign-looking World leaders.

Tracy Small from Porth said, “Nothing gonna stop me playing a tune on Obama’s flute. I’d even give up fags (for an hour) to bang him.”

A spokesperson for the council told us, “We encourage people to use their very own helicopters or their motorized jet packs. Or if they are poor, just avoid the travel woes by not going to work. Stay in and watch Loose Women on TV instead. It’s that’s easy. We have all got the days off with pay.” o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o