NATO Police Infiltrated Our Peace Camp: CLAIM

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NATO protesters have released a photo of a man they believe infiltrated their Peace Camp at the NATO Summit.

They believe the man was some sort of agent working for the government, and has accused him of spying on their activities.

Camp Leader, who wanted to be known by his pretend name, Captain Dreadlock, told WalesOnCraic:

“Looking back, we did have this guy in here that none of us knew. But we were so smacked up to the tits, that it’s only now, looking back at the photos, that we realise that our security was compromised. We are looking for a man about six foot high, wearing distinctive dark, branded clothing, including some kind of helmet with a blue flashing light on it, who was going around, bending his knees and saying ‘Allo, allo, allo. What have we got ‘ere then?’ We think he may have come from the London area.”

But NATO sources said that they hadn’t planted anyone in the peace camp. Steve Nedge told WalesOnCraic:

“They’re talking out of their arseholes. We wouldn’t have wasted our resources infiltrating their camp. We were too busy standing on the sides of the roads watching cars.”

But Dreadlock was adamant:

“There was. There was someone here. I knows it.”

The protesters, whose goal is for everyone in the world to sit around small fires playing guitars, helped shape NATO policy at the important summit by standing outside the meetings, blowing whistles and holding up bits of cardboard with marker pen scribbled on them.o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o