A mother from Neath has run out of ideas on where to place her kids’ Elf on a Shelf.
Eileen Triplegunt has been pulling her hair out trying to think of places to stick the little red twat.
Eileen told WalesOnCraic:
“I’ve put the bastard everywhere I can think of. My house is only small and I ran out of ideas two days ago. I’m now reusing the same places and hoping that my dopey kids don’t notice. The one place I’d like to stick it up the inventor’s arsehole. And there I’d like it to stay. I used to enjoy Christmas and now all I want is to get my fat arse in front of Jools Holland and look forward to the new year. This elf has ruined me.”