A woman who found a mealworm in her fast food meal has been told that ‘it’s the least of your worries’.
The woman found the mealworm in with her Cartliage, Eyelids and Arseholes Burger last night.
She told WalesOnCraic:
“I was just tucking into my lovely Cartilage Burger when I saw something move. At first, I thought that it was the cow’s anus still twitching because that sometimes happens when they haven’t been slaughtered properly. I looked again and I saw this mealworm in my burger. I was nearly sick. I called my husband who was eating his Testicle Burger and we went to see a manager who told me to go and eat some proper food. I always like to take the kids out on the weekends to feed them dead animal cartilage and fat.”
Manager Bob Spice told WalesOnCraic:
“To be honest, the mealworm was probably the most nutritious thing in her meal.”