Mossack Fonseca ‘stuffed away £36 in offshore accounts’ for Llanelli kebab house

A Llanelli kebab house has been one of the names listed in leaked documents relating to offshore tax havens.

Abra-kebab-ra kebab house hid £36 in accounts in the British Virgin Islands, according to one of the documents made public today.

A spokesman for Abra-kebab-ra told WalesOnCraic:

“The owner, he’s a-not a-here. Who are you? What do you want? We are not open until 7pm. That’s seven o’clock tonight. What do you want? If you want something to eat, you can come back at 7. We do special price for you.”

Local law firm Ripoff and Arseholes told WalesOnCraic:

“We have no comment to make about our clients Abra-kebab-ra. We shall not be making any statements about how they hid £36 in offshore accounts, especially when the owner is away on an exotic holiday. We have no further comments to make about the fact that their card machine has not been working for the last ten years and that they only take cash. We shall not be commenting on that, or the fact that they still owe us £20 for losing a bet on the Six Nations with us.”