Millions wake wondering whether their phone has automatically adjusted their clocks an hour forward

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Millions of people across Wales are today waking up and looking at their phones wondering if they have automatically adjusted their clocks forward an hour.

British Summer Time traditionally starts at the end of March, and means that clocks are put forward by a whole hour.

“I’ve got no fricking idea what time it is,” said Gordon Grumble, a shift worker from Llandudno. “I knocked off work at 1am but by the time I got in the car, it was already 2am. What happened there? I’m not Dr Fricking Who.”

Mothers across Wales are also cursing the change of time. Mum-of-five Gail FloppyBelly said:

“I sent the little bastards to bed early last night hoping to get a dirty shag in at some point but now they’re going to be up a whole hour earlier. I can’t win.”