Election 2015

Miliband, Clegg and Farage Set To Become Zumba Instructors In Barry

Ed Milband, Nick Clegg and Nigel Farage are all set to run Zumba classes in Barry.

That’s according to Zumba businessman Giles Smallballs who runs Zumba classes at Coconuts Soft Play Centre.

Giles told WalesOnCraic:

“After yesterday’s disastrous election results, the three have all independently got in touch with me to offer their services to my Zumba class. I’m currently thinking that Ed can do Tuesdays because I like to go to Barry market on Tuesdays; Nick can do Wednesdays because that’s my day off and Nigel can do Thursdays because that’s the day we have the racists in for their class. It’ll be great to have such high-profile figures at Coconuts. They will form my ‘dream team’. I’m so excited that I just clapped my little hands together in a very effeminate manner.”

The three will be joining the likes of Jeremy Clarkson, Prince Harry and Shane Williams, all of whom are yet to take a class.

“We’ve had some trouble with their visas,” said Smallballs “but hopefully we’ll have all our teachers in place before the summer.”

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