Miley Cyrus ‘looking for a nice Welsh lad with a big willy’

Singer Miley Cyrus is reportedly looking for a Welsh man with a big willy to replace her estranged husband Liam Hemsworth.

The couple announced their split earlier this week, but Miley is already on the lookout for a new fella, according to Welsh celebrity columnist Giles Smallballs.

Smallballs told WalesOnCraic:

“The reports I’m getting from my contacts in Hollywood is that Miley is looking for a nice Welsh lad with a big willy. The reputation of the Welsh man as a legendary lover is known throughout the world. Many famous Hollywood actresses have demanded it, including Elizabeth Taylor, Drew Barrymore and that woman with the cockeye who used to be in Degrassi Junior High. Miley has felt very let down by the typical Hollywood cad, who often finds himself putting it around a bit. My understanding is that Miley will be heading to Wales to find herself a new Celtic prince in the new year. I, for one, will be waiting to greet her off that plane, clapping my little hands together, and calling out her name in a very camp fashion.”

A spokesman for Ms Cyrus said:

“He’s talking shit, mate.”

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