Michael Fish at blame for global warming

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Former weather forecaster Micheal Fish has been officially blamed for global warming.

The TV personality has also recently been blamed for Brexit and the rise of Donald Trump.

Mr Fish wasn’t available for comment but a spokesman told WalesOnCraic:

“Mr Fish is sick and tired of being the butt of everyone’s cock ups. He made one wrong prediction and suddenly everything that’s wrong with the world is his fault. Global warming is a not Michael’s fault and neither is he at fault about the rise of fascism. I’d like that to be noted for the record.”

Michael Fish famously denied that there was a hurricane on its way to the UK, several hours before the shit hit the fan and the country was flattened.”