Merthyr opens world’s first drive-thru for roiders

Merthyr has unveiled a brand new anabolic steroid drive-thru to meet the demand of local roiders.

Roids 4 U has opened just off the A470 and will allow roiders to either collect the roids in a bag or simply getting their jab by sticking their arm out their car window.

Manager Glenn ‘The Muscle’ Tippins, told WalesOnCraic:

“There’s a lot of demand for roids round here like so this is perfect if anyone just wants to come along and top up. We’ve got a full menu of roids on offer – from gels right through to the stuck you stick in your arse. We’re particularly proud to be introducing our ‘Arm Out / Roids In’ service where customers simply stick their arm out the window to get their fix. We also have a private area round near the shitters where customers can inject into their arse cheeks if they prefer.”

Councillor Jenny Slackflaps said:

“We are delighted to be bringing this kind of service to the local community. We always like to think that we are pioneers and this kind of thing will go down well with the local lads and girls.”

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