Marsielle votes for immediate Brexit

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The French town of Marsielle has voted for an immediate exit of Britain at the forthcoming referendum.

The town has been recently visited by plebs wanting to kick off instead of watching football.

Spokesman Timmy Thingymebob said:

“We wuz only darn here having a few bevvies when these Russian lot came charging darn wanting to have a fight with us. I was well up for it but I’d just got a rand in so I had to excuse myself. I did shart a bit, and by that I mean shout and opposed to farting and shitting at the same time. You know what ar mean?”

The Mayor Marsielle said:

“Fuck the lot of them.”

England lost 1-1 against Russia in the football.

Wales meanwhile, beat the Slovaks 2-1.