Man seeks refund on garden sprinkler

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A man from Caerphilly will be seeking a refund on the garden sprinkler he bought two weeks ago.

Darren Dullard bought the Gardena Oscillating Sprinkler Aquazoom a fortnight ago, but has only used it so far to keep a door propped open.

Dullard told WalesOnCraic:

“I was up the garden centre about two weeks ago and they had this Gardena Oscillating Sprinkler Aquazoom on sale. They must have seen me coming because they know I can’t resists a bargain. I spent fifty quid on this thing that I thought would come in handy to water my lawn. What they didn’t tell me was that it was going to piss down continuously for the next two weeks, rendering my Gardena Oscillating Sprinkler Aquazoom totally pointless.

“I am taking my Gardena Oscillating Sprinkler Aquazoom back to the store this weekend and if the manager doesn’t give me a refund, I’m going to punch him in the face and knock his geranium display over. It’s been a total waste of money.”

More rain is forecast in Wales over the next few days because we haven’t had enough of it yet. Meanwhile, rumours that Noah has been building an ark in Bedlinog have surfaced online.