Man leaves home with only 85% battery on his phone

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A man from Cwmbran has left for work with only 85% battery on his phone.

Terry Dullard had charged his phone overnight but unplugged his phone to charge his electric toothbrush.

He told WalesOnCraic:

“I’m sweating cobs and I won’t be able to relax all day. I feel so stupid. I normally leave with my phone on 100% but my stupid wife forgot to put the toothbrush on charge. Her breath smelt like Port Talbot so she badly needed to do her teeth. Maybe if I turn off my wifi, that may help. I can’t believe that this is happening to me.”

Wife Janice said:

“That man never shows me the attention I crave. All I want is for him to tell me how pretty I am and how much he loves me. Is that too much to ask? God, I need some TLC.”