Man dumps girlfriend by disappearing off the face of the earth

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A man from Cardiff has taken drastic measures to dump his girlfriend by disappearing off the face of the earth.

Jimmy Boggle-Eyes told his girlfriend Jenna that he’d be with her forever. But after getting his leg over for the first time with her, Jimmy simply vanished without trace.

Tearful Jenna told WalesOnCraic:

“I thought he was the one. I really did. He came along, swept me off my feet with his big bug eyes, and promised me the world. For weeks and weeks, everything he did was perfect. I fell in love. I fell in love so much that I let him give me a good tromboning. He went home shortly afterwards and I haven’t heard from him since. That was two months ago. He hasn’t returned my calls. He hasn’t tried contacting me. And I know he hasn’t died because he’s still online when I go on social media. I’m heart-broken. Can I have another Kleenex please?”

Jenna has attempted hundreds of times to contact Jimmy but to no avail.

“It’s made me think that he just wanted me for my body. Which isn’t nice at all because I have a lovely personality too.”

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