M4 latest: Broken down chariot causes 6 mile tailback

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Friday night commuters are currently experiencing delays on the M4 after an English chariot broke down outside of Cardiff.

Recovery services were called to the scene but walked away chuckling heartily.

Commuter Bob Slackflaps told WalesOnCraic:

“I just want to get home and watch Coronation Street. I’ve had a long week and the last thing I want to do is sit here in my car listening to Radio bloody Wales. These English types come over here with their souped up chariots and they’re not used to our way of life. Them chariots aren’t designed for motorway traffic and this one that’s broken down has done my head right in. I saw the recovery lorry turn up but the lads took one look at it and got back into their lorry, laughing.”

Traffic police have said that they will offer to help the stranded chariot drivers, depending on the result tomorrow.

Image: Faris Knight