Llangollen Man Stuns Wife and Family By Tidying Man-Drawer

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A Llangollen man has stunned his wife and family by tidying his junk drawer.

32 year old Dan Gimp, who didn’t want to be named for fear of ridicule from his mates, surprised his wife last night when her dildo ran out of battery. Quick as a flash, Dan dashed downstairs to his new man-drawer and took a brand new pair of AA batteries.

Wife Debbie Gimp told WalesOnCraic:

“He was back within two minutes. I couldn’t believe it. Normally he’d be rummaging around in that pissing drawer or taking the batteries out of the TV remote. But he genuinely stunned me. I’m so proud of him that I fancy him even more than I ever did.”

Dan took the decision to tidy his drawer after reading about it on a website.

“It was a big decision for me,” he said “But now I know what life can really be like with an organised junk drawer. I feel like a new man. I’m thinking about tidying the garage next but I might leave that till next year because that’s a big ask.”