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A level students fake great results by looking pretty and jumping up in the air
A level students across Wales have been faking great results by looking pretty and jumping up in the air.
The students have been captured feigning success by local newspapers and media outlets.
One student told WalesOnCraic:
“I didn’t even do any A levels because I’m thick as shit. I just came along with a piece of paper and my hair done all lovely. I jumped up in the air a few times and the newspaper photographer snapped me and now I have three A levels with distinction. In real life, the only thing I’ve achieved a distinction in is drinking, shagging and leaving my bedroom in a big mess.”
Local headmaster Frank Butcher (not the one you think) said:
“I don’t know what the big fuss about A levels is. I only got two Ds and an E and now I drive a big posh Land Rover around.”
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