The Labour Party have announced their new slogan to take them on to electoral success.
‘Let’s Get This Party Started’ was announced by Labour MP and chair of the Home Affairs Select Committee, Keith Vaz several days ago a one of his flats.
A spokesman for the party said:
“We needed a slogan that shows that we mean business. One of our most respected MPs Keith ‘Jim the Washing Machine salesman’ Vaz has made the announcement because Jeremy is very busy protesting at everything he can think of. We want to escort our party to electoral success and the only way we can do that is by pimping ourselves out to those who need us.”
One Labour supporter said:
“We applaud our wonderful leaders for making us a party to be proud of. Our new slogan will carry us through to Number 10 in the same way as Michael Foot did several decades ago.”