Lads told to try for a baby this week if they want two weeks paternity leave for the 2018 World Cup

Lads across the country have been told to get their women pregnant this week if they fancy two weeks off for the football World Cup next year.

The tournament kicks off in 40 weeks’ time which would provide men with a timely break from the stresses and strains of pregnancy.

One lad told WalesOnCraic:

“Having a pregnant girlfriend is one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to go through but I think we’ll need to try for another baby because two weeks in June next year would tie in perfectly with the World Cup. Obviously, I’m hoping that our lads are going to be there but even if they’re not, it means I can sit back with a slab of beers while the missis takes care of the baby. I think it’s something that I deserve after going through hell for 9 months – it’s the least I deserve.”

But some women weren’t impressed with the advice that was being handed around among men. One woman said:

“All that lazy twat does is provide me with one tiny sperm. If he thinks he can have two weeks off when the baby comes, he can go swivel. If anyone’s going to be watching football, it’ll be me – not that fat-arsed bastard.”

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