Media mogul Rupert Murdoch and former model Jerry Hall announced their engagement last night and the big question on everyone’s lips is – what does she see in the 84 year old billionaire?
News has it on the grapevine that Murdoch is planning on laying on a surprise wedding at Tonyrefail Registry Office, followed by a wake, I mean reception, at the local YMCA. A spokesperson told WalesOnCraic:
“Rupert wants his wedding in Wales because he has seen how David Hasselhoff has taken the country to heart. He wants a low-key wedding so he’s thinking of closing the M4 so that he can land his private jet. Then there will be private helicopters all the way to Tonyrefail where guests will be met with voulevants – they’ve got some great offers on in Iceland at the moment so he’ll probably get some delivered from there. Post-wedding entertainment will be in the form of Bob the Balloon Man – he makes animals out of balloons and even leaves guests with their very own balloon. You can see why Jerry has fallen for the guy – he thinks of everything.”
The wedding is expected to take place before Rupert Murdoch passes.