Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has vowed to fight international terrorism with an army of pink kittens. That’s according to a Welsh Labour activist who had nothing better to say last night.
Jerry Redring told WalesOnCraic:
“Jeremy hopes to appeal to their softer side by sending in his specially trained army of pink kittens. The kittens will be trained at the Labour Party Kitten Training Facility in Hereford and will wear special pink outfits because we think that they look rather fetching. Jeremy will also hold monthly meetings with anyone who is thinking of becoming a terrorist so that they can meet the kittens in person.”
But critics have pointed out that the story is just a load of old bollocks.
One political blogger told WalesOnCraic:
“Your story’s shit. Couldn’t you think of anything else to write? Bunch of arseholes.”
