Jamie Roberts To Leave France and Join Shane Williams, Prince Harry and Clarkson As A Zumba Instructor in Barry

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Welsh rugby centre Jamie Roberts looks set to leave his French club and join Shane Williams, Prince Harry and Jeremy Clarkson as a Zumba instructor in Barry.

That’s according to Zumba businessman Giles Smallballs who runs Zumba classes at Coconuts Soft Play Centre.

“I can’t wait. I’m still waiting to hear from Prince Harry and Jeremy Clarkson but I thought that they could do my Wednesday shift and Jamie can do Thursday mornings. He’s obviously in good shape so he can do the pensioners class. He’s a big lad and the girls will be delighted at a bit of eye candy.”

Roberts, who played his part in the thrashing of Italy last weekend has not been available to comment on the news. But Smallballs is insistent that he will be joining the other celebs in Barry.

“I’ll go down to Peacocks and buy him a fleece with a picture of a howling wolf on the back. It’ll keep him warm after each session and he’ll also be telling the class that he’s ‘one of them’ by wearing the fleece. I love him. I want to kiss him on his big, rough chin. Oop. Did I just say that out loud?”