I’ve Never Seen That “End Game Of Thrones”

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Gav N Stacey from Bridgend has admitted that he has never watched any Super Hero Film nor a single episode of Game of Thrones.

“That’s all people talk about and I’m sick of it,” said 55-year-old Mr Stacey from his basement room in his parents’ house.

“I’m proud not to have watched any of it and I NEVER will! There are other, more important things in life, like fishing and other types of fishing.”

Stacey, who admits to being on the Witness Protection Scheme, has devoted his life to never watching anything popular and only once saw 2 minutes of an episode of Friends because he sat on the TV controller.

Ironically, none of his own friends were available for comment. Or available. Or existing.